it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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