I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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