She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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