I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
