Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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