So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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