the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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