She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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