U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just high enough for therapy.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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