bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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