you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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