dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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