At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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