ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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