Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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