Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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