That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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