TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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