4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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