they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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