Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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