you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
