Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
where am i from again
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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