I need to stop coming to work sober
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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