people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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