Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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