You really coming over, don't trick.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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