ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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