Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Terrible idea I love it
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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