That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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