he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Banned from zoo.
Again?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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