Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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