Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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