I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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