Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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