Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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