Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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