as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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