the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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