the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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