I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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