It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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