I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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