READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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