I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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