Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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