No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Never joke about your clitoris.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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