She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My feet surprised me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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