I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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