I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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