If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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