honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Sponge bath it is.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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