Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
