Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Pooping to opera.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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