you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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