Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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