Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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