fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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