I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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